HALF ACRE ROLLING FOUR DEEP

GARMIN UNIT GOIN BEEP BEEP

KENOSHA VELODROME WALLS ARE STEEP

NOBODY ENDED IN A METAL HEAP

troppmann, big tim, josh a and chris j
last night gonna parrrr tay
got a case of the over ale
hand it out cos we can't fail

in da race half acre held tight
chris j can't count right
josh a got a 6th place
then the rain washed away all trace

/the end

-Chris Jensen